Tag Archive for 'signs'

Tips for Painters

January 10th, 2006 by James

If you’re painting, there seem to be two options if you find a sign attached to the wall:

  1. Remove the sign, paint the wall, replace the sign
  2. Paint very carefully around the edge of the sign

However, if you’re a painter currently working on our new floor at university, there appears to be a third option:


Just paint over the sign and hope nobody notices.

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Road Signs

September 23rd, 2005 by James

I’ve just been listening to Nick Ferrari’s Breakfast Show on the way in this morning. Today’s discussion was on road signs. Three highlights:

  • The caller who had been driving along the motorway when he saw one of the matrix signs lit up saying “this sign is not working”
  • A man who suggested that, in these days of political correctness, road signs should also be written in Braille
  • The story of the Japanese tourists who were parked up on the hard shoulder repeatedly running across the motorway: A police patrol stopped to see if they required assistance, but were surprised to learn that the tourists had seen a speed camera sign and, thinking it indicated a site of outstanding natural beauty, had stopped to have their pictures taken!

A bit of early morning madness never hurt anyone!

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