Brigitte Nielsen - famous actress
The closest they’ve got to A-list. She’s a bit of a crackpot by the look of it. Good for her!
If she’s hot, she’s going to go topless. Maybe Kenzie has a couple of options then. Or John of course.
“Touch her boobs,” say the tabloid press. True to form.
One of the other HMs just whispered: “he’s one of Blazin Squad - he only looks about 12!”
Kenzie - one of the Blazin’ Squad.
Check it da chav quota, innit bruv. He expects his Big Brother experience to make him more mature … and he’s looking for a girl in there. Caprice: you’re up!?!?!
Not wanting to be a cocky little bastard, he’s confident he’s going to win.
Awww - its his 19th birthday today. Yeah, man!
Jeremy Edwards - Holby City actor.
Wasn’t he also in Hollyoaks? Anyway, he’s a big BB fan and he doesn’t have problems taking orders from Big Bro. Apparently he doesn’t have a universally appreciated sense of humour. I know the feeling.
He doesn’t like publicity-seeking women. That won’t be a problem in the Big Brother house. Oh dear.
Well here goes: its the Celeb BB 3 housemate rundown.
John McCririck - The Channel 4 horse racing man. His hero is George W Bush? Enough said really.
Prof Germaine Greer - The feminist icon. She and John should get on like a cat and a dog then! Her big fear is being drunk and getting off with someone. Is that gonna be an issue? Only time will tell… or maybe not.
Caprice - The model. Is she going to be Jordan Mark 2? Probably not, she’s already coming across as more intelligent. She doesn’t like farting.
Bez - The Happy Mondays guy. Guess what? He loves farting!
Lisa I’Anson - Sacked Radio 1 DJ & TOTP Host. Never heard of her. She thinks she has sexual hold over men. She doesn’t like rules and apparently she won’t be broken by Big Bro. We’ll just have to see about that one! She would least like to be in the house with George W Bush - could be some interesting discussions with John then!
It was only a few weeks ago that I’m a Celebrity etc ended. Tonight sees the launch of the latest in celebrity filled reality TV, Celebrity Big Brother.
The previous Celebrity BBs have been quite interesting to watch - well, more so than IACGMOOH anyway.
Who will make it in to the house this time around? Will they be famous enough that you’ve actually heard of them? We’ll find out at 9pm…