What Crap is This?
Tiger poo, that’s what.
For most people, other vareties in the product range are flushed as quickly as possible or kicked under a bush after doggy production in the local park, but tiger poo seems much more valuable.
Chessington World of Adventures are currently auctioning a year’s supply of tiger doo doo in aid of the NSPCC.
You may be wondering why anybody would want 12 months of feline faeces clogging up their driveway, but it seems it is big business - bidding has so far reached �241. If it fails as a theme park, I think Chessington have found a new niche to explore further.
So if you want some dung (produced to order in 12 monthly packages, collection only), get in there quick.
An interesting and unique souvenir of your visit to perfectly capture your day perhaps? Or hopefully not.
