Gunpowder, Treason and Plot
So, why start a blog? Well, I could lie and say I have a message for the world, but a big fat porkie pie might not be the best start. Honestly, I’ve only just cottoned on and found some blogging software.
Why start today? Well, aside from being Bonfire Night, it’s apparently the most dangerous day of the year and I guess I’d probably regret dying tonight without adding my first entry!
Anyway, there should be plenty of free fireworks to watch out of the window later this evening, as long as I make it that far 
The neighbours have already let off goodness knows how many £k already, so things are looking up. That is, of course, as long as you’re not Stephen or Suzanne Roper.
If you’re having fireworks, don’t forget to check for hedgehogs and follow the Fireworks Code…
